Stuff my husband hates.

queeninthenorth:

stfusexists:

stfuconservatives:

jsohcable:

otherwise why did you go on the date?  he didn’t do it to spend time with you, you’re a shrill dullard.  he doesn’t give a shit about your AA hire career, he actually earned his position.  he went on the date because he wants sex.  you went on the date because you’re a conceited gold digger.

the revolution is coming ladies, less and less men are putting up with your intolerable behavior and hysterics.  you brought this on yourselves, don’t blame me for pointing it out.  you poisoned the waters, and men aren’t drinking from them anymore.

I’ve seen this getting reblogged, but not with the full text, so here it is in all of its ignorant misogynist glory.

Basically this is how rapists think. You believe a woman owes her body to you because you coughed up $30 for entrees and drinks. You believe there are any circumstances under which a woman is required to have sex with you.

This is why I hate and distrust all men’s right’s activists. Because this is their core belief: women are just dull conceited shrill hysterical banshees trying to manipulate hard-working honest men for their moniez and sperm.

Sometimes women go on dates to have sex too. But sometimes we want to get to know a guy (or girl, or other person) a bit more first. Sometimes people are looking for love. Or love AND sex. Sometimes you buy us dinner and YOU are dull and conceited and have heinously oppressive political views, and maybe we would have slept with you if you weren’t awful, but you are, and we don’t owe you sex EVER.

I managed to go on plenty of dates and get married, even with my feminazi bonerkiller man-eating ways. Ladies (and everyone else too): do NOT settle for an asshole like this. Under no circumstances do you owe anyone your body. There are worthy people out there who are capable of forming human relationships without demeaning all women and then pulling a “don’t blame me, I’m just sayin!!!” cop-out.

-Jess

Jess basically said it all, but allow me to just say this to the OP: if you want to pay for sex, pay for sex. There’s a little state called Nevada, and you are welcome to fly to it and engage in the legal practice of soliciting prostitution services. That is paying for sex.

A date? That’s not a contract for sex. You’re not with an on duty sex worker, you’re with a human being who didn’t sign up to provide you with any kind of service. If you can’t tell the difference between courteously buying someone dinner and getting to know them and paying a prostitute, you are not in a place in your life where you need to be dating anyone. 

Although you should probably stay away from sex workers too, because you definitely sound like a complete and total woman-hater. 

according to the OP I certainly owe a lot of men sex. including gay men who wouldn’t be interested in having sex with me anyways because y’know, they aren’t into women

Things that are wrong with the OP:

1. sees women as annoying and less interesting than men
2. believes women are not capable of attaining a career without assistance
3. thinks women aren’t interested in sex (would probably call a woman who went on a date with the intention of getting laid a slut)
4. finds his dates’ behavior irritating and/or hysterical
5. LEGITIMATELY BELIEVES THAT ONE NIGHT OF PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU IS A FREE PASS TO RIDE THE V-TRAIN

My husband thinks this guy is a prick.

My students say weird stuff to/about my husband.

A 6th grade girl after seeing a picture of him on my desk:

“What race is he, miss?”

“Filipino”

“Lucky!”

A 6th grade boy meeting him at the band’s winter concert:

“Do you know martial arts?”

“…No.”

“Oh, you look like the kind of person who would know martial arts. I was hoping you could teach me some stuff.”